its not about the money, money, money
((yes it is))
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I hope I don’t disappoint and can become as manly as you!
What will you teach me first?
‘M gon teach you…/Wait for it./ How ta open a pickle jar!!
/gasp of awe/
That means I will never have to ask Gilbert to again!
WOMAN, DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
You said that this break up wouldn’t affect the friendship between you and Feliks. That’s a fucking lie, the completely opposite is happening. If you want to still be able to hold him dearly to your heart, go fucking talk to him, you idiot.

Did you expect us to be on talking terms right after it? I need sometime to adjust to the fact that I am no longer with him. I am not going to run over to him and start talking to him like nothing happened.
Besides, why do you want us back together when your entire goal in life is to make mine miserable!
(Source: highheelsandpalinka)